Definitions by Arguile Avenger
Desperawhorasourus
A large, unattractive, hygiene challenged woman who clings to any male who standstill long enough. She will not leave the guy regardless of what he does because no man actually wants her. She takes greater joy when she causes a breakup and manages to keep the guy as a trophy because he can't admit he cheated with something so vial he keeps her around trying to make her seem nice. The desperawhorasourus, although appears nice at 1st encounter, she is never really nice but must appear so in order to trap her prey.
Meg is such a desperawhorasourus when the cop showed her proof dude was trying to go back to the girl she got him to cheat on a few weeks earlier, she deflated the girls tires and blackmailed him into going to her kids 1st communion .
Desperawhorasourus by Arguile Avenger April 27, 2026
Whore Hound
An evil woman with loose morals. Typically some combination of narcissist, psychopath &/or sociopath. Creates drama and issues, will likely create false charges if not kill her partner.
Shawna the whore hound shoved Russ then called the cops and cried abuse. Then she killed him and claimed to be the victim.
Whore Hound by Arguile Avenger May 7, 2022
Hippopotawhore
A girl who's extremely unattractive and fat who's rear resembles a hippo but she thinks she's hot. She will sleep with anything she can and will intentionally try to steal her friends guy regardless of how close she is to said friend.
Hippopotawhore by Arguile Avenger April 26, 2021