Definitions by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green
Cronying
Bringing in your friends to fill roles so they can support you without actually being any good at what they do. The verb of cronyism.
"I can't believe you got kicked out."
"It's because Pete was cronying and brought in loads of people just to get rid of me."
"It's because Pete was cronying and brought in loads of people just to get rid of me."
Cronying by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green April 1, 2026
Present
When a cat brings another animal home, usually that they're giving you in the hope you'll eat it and thank them.
Present by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 17, 2026
Freeflow
When cats can enter and leave the house at their own will because doors, windows and/or cat flaps are left open. Prevents constant mewing, but can sometimes let in cats you didn't intend.
Freeflow by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 17, 2026
Bungaland
Any area in which all the houses are bungalows and there aren't any significant buildings (shopping centres, offices, etc) nearby to break up the bungalows. Usually, the majority of a bungaland's population are elderly.
"Why are we going this way? Doesn't it take a lot longer?"
"Yeah, but I don't want to have to drive through bungaland."
"Yeah, but I don't want to have to drive through bungaland."
Bungaland by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green February 2, 2026
Industrial Language
"Hi, I'm new here, where do I go?"
"Just go the **** over towards that **** of a ****** and talk to ****man. He'll tell you what you'll be ******* around with."
"I see you use a lot of industrial language."
"Just go the **** over towards that **** of a ****** and talk to ****man. He'll tell you what you'll be ******* around with."
"I see you use a lot of industrial language."
Industrial Language by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green August 19, 2025
Whey
A byproduct of cheese making and milk straining. Also used as an exclamation of excitement, most commonly in texts and online messages. The reason people can't just leave a 👍 on the message is unknown.
Usually written in upper case with multiple "Y"s. Extra exclamation marks are optional.
Possible pronunciations include:
W-hey!
Way!
Weh-hey!
Usually written in upper case with multiple "Y"s. Extra exclamation marks are optional.
Possible pronunciations include:
W-hey!
Way!
Weh-hey!
"So, I'll be able to drive you to the garden centre on Tuesday."
"WHEYYYYY!"
"That's a byproduct of cheese production."
"WHEYYYYY! I LOVE CHEESE!"
"WHEYYYYY!"
"That's a byproduct of cheese production."
"WHEYYYYY! I LOVE CHEESE!"
Whey by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 21, 2025