Archmage Mad Hazza the Green's definitions

Whey

A byproduct of cheese making and milk straining. Also used as an exclamation of excitement, most commonly in texts and online messages. The reason people can't just leave a 👍 on the message is unknown.

Usually written in upper case with multiple "Y"s. Extra exclamation marks are optional.

Possible pronunciations include:
W-hey!
Way!
Weh-hey!

"So, I'll be able to drive you to the garden centre on Tuesday."

"WHEYYYYY!"

"That's a byproduct of cheese production."

"WHEYYYYY! I LOVE CHEESE!"

by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green March 21, 2025

Industrial Language

When swearing is used in the workplace excessively and routinely.

"Hi, I'm new here, where do I go?"
"Just go the **** over towards that **** of a ****** and talk to ****man. He'll tell you what you'll be ******* around with."
"I see you use a lot of industrial language."

by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green August 19, 2025

Thininity

Like thickness, but instead of saying how thick something is (vegetation, liquid someone's skull, etc), it says how thin it is. A crucial difference between "thininity" and "thickness" is that "thininity" implies something is very thin, while "thickness" implies something is very thick.

"Wow, you blended your milkshake for ages."
"I like them thin."
"I dread to even imagine the thininity of your milkshake."
"I dread to even imagine the thininity of your skull. Leave me alone."

by Archmage Mad Hazza the Green August 17, 2025