JAJ

It's one of the most disgusting sandwiches ever created; consists of fried chicken (the recipe the colonel didn't use), cottage cheese (obviously a couple years old due to the mold and fungus growth), and alphabet soup (for those cold nights)

Christina: "Hey look...there's Andre'!"
Chelsea: "Yep...poor guy...he's stuck with that JAJ sandwich."
Christina: "I've heard about those...once you get one...the smell never goes away."