5 definitions by Aqua

A shit that incorporates either nuts or corn (most of the time nuts) and sometimes sticks on to the asshole of its victims and causes major uncomfort in the ass-area.
Damn, a nut shit, (*sighs) this is so irrelevant to my day.
by Aqua April 21, 2016
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Funniest show ever made in history featuring Vic Romano, Kenny Blankenship, Captain Tenneal, Guy La Dueche (translated meaning "guy of shit")and alot of contestants just waiting to be humiliated on public television, featured on Spike TV the first network for men with 6 straight episodes every weekday night.
The show was origionally "Tekeshi's Castle" just now it's added a few things;Kenny and Vic (the perverted hosts),Guy La Duche(gay field reporter), and Captain Tenneal (ummm... i dont really know what he is),as well as a voice over commentary.
Simply put: funny show hosted by jackasses where alot of people try to complete events (often failing)

'Nuff said
I watched the show Most Extreme Elimination Challenge and laughed my ass off
by Aqua April 15, 2005
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A pussy that looks like a roast beef sandwich. Often times disgusting and repulsive.
Hey, don't date her, her Sammich is nasty.
by Aqua April 21, 2016
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Introduced in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes. Ing were born when a phazon meteor struck the planet Aether with such force that a dimensional rift created a dark version of the world (Dark Aether). This warring race seeked to destroy the light world and its peaceful sentients, the Luminoth. They are capable of possessing other creatures, allowing them entrance into that world; light is fatal to them otherwise.

In solid form, Ing are dark, spider-like creatures with five legs and several glowing red eyes (although they can be depicted as one big red orb like in the official art). They can also revert to a puddle of dark matter.
The Ing stole the "Light of Aether" from Agon's Energy Temple.
by Aqua December 27, 2005
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Commonly a miserable experience, an assacre is like a massacre but with shit. It also takes hours of wiping, and definitely not a fun experience at all.
Oh damn, Tacobell wasn't a very good idea, I think I'm gonna have an assacre The

bathroom is gonna look like Willy Wonka's chocolate river when I'm done in there.
by Aqua August 9, 2016
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