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Lonesome Richard

Sexual act where two men face each other with penises erect. One man masterbates his own penis as well as another stacked on top of his.

Adam was fine with masterbating by himself. However, it was a real treat to have Max join, so Adam gave Max a Lonesome Richard.

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When one man gets shy and goes soft during a Lonesome Richard.

Adam was excited about executing a Lonesome Richard until Max pulled an Apprehensive William.

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