Definitions by Apple Manager

iTampon 

the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad

"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."

iTampon by Apple Manager April 15, 2010

iRack

don't buy those old racks, buy the iRACK! it holds all your crap and devices.

the iRack will remove all your needs of finding things to put all your crap on. ditch that table and desk. get the iRACK!

iRack by Apple Manager April 15, 2010