Apple Manager's definitions

iTampon

the soon-to-be-announced updated version of the iPad

"dude, i heard there's gonna be a better ipad."
"really? i hope its better then that piece of shit."
"yeah its called iTampon."
"awesome."

by Apple Manager April 15, 2010

iRack

don't buy those old racks, buy the iRACK! it holds all your crap and devices.

the iRack will remove all your needs of finding things to put all your crap on. ditch that table and desk. get the iRACK!

by Apple Manager April 15, 2010