cucksister

the unmarried only sister of a cuckold male. Usually also considered a bad bitch where appropriate. A typical cucksister drinks coffee and uses cannabis all the day long. Her common hideouts might be the bookstore, the clothing arena, or the gasoline shop to get incense. Cucksisters tend to sleep past noon and stay up past midnight. Cucksisters usually have no friends, jobs, or relatives except for their cuck brother who barely shows up to anything. Cucksisters are considered next to impossible to breed. Perhaps one of the most notorious traits, cucksisters are rarely child friendly.
Hey, I just heard about this. Cucksister Sue Ellen is 33% likely going to be showing up later to this party we are attending. Should we all leave now so as to avoid having an awkward interaction? Or should we hang around with anticipation so to have another badass time with our unpredictable acquaintance Sue Ellen Barnes. She deserves to be treated with respect and dignity. After all, she is a human being who will probably bring incense imported from India. I'm just glad her sad sack brother Todd Roger Barnes is miles away in Cambridge doing another charity for hungry homeless orphan widows.
by Antionette Villanova February 28, 2020
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feretocracy

a government composed of the hoarders and shut-ins who survived.
Mark: whatever happened to the oligarchy?
Jesus: it's more like a feretocracy now.
by Antionette Villanova April 13, 2020
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calmdigger

a person who wants everyone calm even when everyone should not be calm, i.e., during a hailstorm.
Ben: Hey, guys, no need to get all upset. Everybody lets all just calm down and nobody freak out or anything. It is important that we...
Arthur: interrupts You're being a calmdigger right now. A calmdigger that is not helping. Hail is in our vicinity according to weather reports from reliable sources that broke into our regularly scheduled programming. We have to stay inside and we can do without the reasonless platitude "calm down". The time to calm down has already come and gone, where were you, Ben?
by Antionette Villanova April 13, 2020
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