Definitions by Anthony Verrecchio
Bird-watcher
Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
Bird-watcher by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003
Dildonian
Dude, Pat Keating was being such a dildonian today, he must have accidentally exposed his balls at least 17 times while wearing his biker shorts at work at the daycare center.
Dildonian by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003