Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.
Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.
by Anthony Frayn May 02, 2010
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Mass Media

Media is large ass masses that can completely flood someone cuz it is so large.
by Anthony Frayn September 24, 2010
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