4 definitions by Anthony Capri

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(n) 1) a mexican barbeque as stated in the words proceding this one

(n) 2) a sad excuse for a steak that the restaurant "Chiles" tries to pass off on to their customers just so they can end up shitting their brains out later that night
ex) scenario- Tim has been in the bathroom for 16 hours straight for an unknown reason

Burt- hey has anyone seen tim since we came back from "Chiles"?

Ron- Yea man he ate one of those carne asada's and hes been in the bathroom since
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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(adj) 1) A garden gnome or any other small tumor faced creature including dwarves.

(adj) 2) A person who is born with blonde hair and under-developed vocal cords, most likely due to the fact they were born early

(adj) 3) Any of a number of relatives to a small gnome like creature that once lived in a tree outside of the Chili's on Long Island NY
ex) 1)-
Tim- hey man did you hear that?

Jim- yea dude it sounded like a small woodland creature, omg its over there LOOK!

Tim- oh its just a t-baker, not to worry

ex) 2)-
Anthony- kevin you can hear that guy from all the way over here

Kevin- I know man, his raspy voice IS getting kind of anoying

T-Baker- ARG I WAS BORN EARLY

ex) 3)-
T-baker- lets go see Uncle Fugly kids! (knocks on oaken door of tree)

Uncle Fugly- EHH! wtf do ya wwaaannnttt?!
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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1) A total asshole, someone who deserves no respect and can be considered legaly retarded

2) A combination of the two phrases "dirt-bag" and "douche bag"
ex) Fred- "HEY JIM LOOK AT THAT CRIPPLED KID TRYING TO PICK UP HIS FOOD, THATS SOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAH"

Jim- "Shut up fred your a fuckin dirche-bag"
by Anthony Capri January 25, 2009
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(adj) a synonym for a major homosexual
Bob- doesn't Henry just look smashing in that blue blazer
Rick- no he looks horrible you asahel
by Anthony Capri October 06, 2007
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