Jizz Wand

The act of a man blowing his load while simultaneously flailing his penis, like a magic wand, all over someones face

After her first time anal, i whipped my meat-lance out of her butt and showered her with my Jizz Wand.

by Ant Beniquez August 20, 2009

Ball Palms

The act of a man shaking someones hand only after he has cuffed his nuts.

Jon-NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jen- whats wrong?

Jon- (whispering into Jens’ ear) Don’t shake his hand he’ll give you Ball Palms.

by Ant Beniquez June 25, 2010