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Rodrigues de Freitas Landing

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The Rodrigues de Freitas landing is when you bungee jump off something without a cord and land on an erect penis; giving you an instant orgasm.
I watched her do the Rodrigues de Freitas landing and was scared that she was gonna die. I guess she's a pro cock rider cuz she was screaming in ecstasy even before she landed.
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Toilet bowl spackle

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Toilet bowl spackle is when you take an airy shit and the tiny bits of poop spray all over the bowl and stick like glue. Even after days of directly urinating on the spackled bits and flushing doesn't seem to remove the small chunks of poop. You have to eventually get a toilet brush to try and pry those pieces of toilet bowl spackle off so that the toilet looks and smells clean.
My ass exploded like a balloon filled with glitter and after I wiped and flushed there were small pieces of toilet bowl spackle stubbornly stuck to the bowl.
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