Definitions by Anonymous 4734902
David
David is an asshole who has to come up with compliments for himself on urban dictionary because he was never praised as a child
Fuck you david
David by Anonymous 4734902 March 7, 2022
Hookah
He/Him: Hey man do you want to smoke hookah
Sensible human: I’d rather scrape burned tobacco out of an ashtray, roll it up in a zigzag with no filter, and smoke it, to get some form of a nicotine high than take a puff on your multiplayer pixie stick bong
Sensible human: I’d rather scrape burned tobacco out of an ashtray, roll it up in a zigzag with no filter, and smoke it, to get some form of a nicotine high than take a puff on your multiplayer pixie stick bong
Hookah by Anonymous 4734902 February 21, 2022
Tell-Tale Fart
When you are holding a fart in, quite suspensefully until eventually you release it, hoping no one realizes that it has come from you.
Narrator: “Villians! dissemble no more! I admit the deed! here, here! — it is the smell of my tell-tale fart!”
Tell-Tale Fart by Anonymous 4734902 November 8, 2021
Tim Hansen
A creator that manages to keep alive a dying or dead fandom, named after Call of Duty: Zombies YouTuber Tim Hansen
Guy: Hey this guy is basically carrying this *INSERT DYING COMMUNITY HERE* community, a lot of people are watching him and getting interested in this community
Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen
Guy 2: I know right, he’s a real Tim Hansen
Tim Hansen by Anonymous 4734902 December 19, 2019