Anonymous 's definitions

penelope cruz

1. an actress who can't speak a single understandable English word

2. a blank head who knows nothing but stealing someone else's husband

3. a spanish beauty who ages too fast

4. a woman whose nose and mouth are adjacent

by Anonymous August 2, 2003

Chairman Phat

Fearsome Asian with a warty, throbbing cock. He is to be brutally feared. See also system of a down.

All your choad are belong to us!

by Anonymous February 25, 2003

nappy

Nasty, rank, rancid, dirrty, stank, gross, wrong

Those are some nappy feet!

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

stinkysteve

The act of sticking ones finger in his/her rectum and wiping it under an unsuspecting friends nose.

I just gave you a stinkysteve!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

shankar and the lads

A shadowy group of men who travel the Earth doing selfless and heroic deeds. Led by Shankar Kiru

Thanks for curing mad cow disease, Shankar and the lads. Now I can be a zoosexual without fear.

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

Bollocks

Good ENGLISH swear word.

Americans talk bollocks.

by Anonymous September 24, 2003

fishing for crabs

To perform oral sex on a woman who is suffering from genital crabs.

by Anonymous May 7, 2003