sales director

A position created by Managing Director's so straight that the need to adhere to the government's typo stating "75% of all employees SHOULD BE mentally impaired" including management! be stuck to.

a position filled by men so dumb and grossly incompetent at carring out the said job description, that they would find it impossible to sell food to a starving bi-afron or oxygen to a resident of Auschwitz.

In sort and for the benefit of the other 75% "CUNT"
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
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Ganja

Dougie Hine smokes vast amounts of ganja
by Anonymous September 13, 2003
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chode rubber

noun; a person who takes their hand and circulates it in a counter clockwise movement "to rub off a chode"
shaq has hired a personal chode rubber to satisfy his cravings of hardcore, sometimes even bloody chode rubbing
by Anonymous September 23, 2003
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slowbie

A really slow player who spends way too long looking for his ball in the woods when everybody knows it's lost but noooo slowbie thinks he'll find it and he's gonna keep looking until he does.
by Anonymous September 24, 2003
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Furioso

Wizknocker's bitch.
by Anonymous October 21, 2003
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Paradigm Shift

1. A change to anything being described by a person who likes to use buzzwords.

2. Has no real meaning, but people like to pretend it does.
Now that I am the manager, we are going to experience a paradigm shift in the marketing department

In order to become successful, we need to have a paradigm shift in this department.
by Anonymous May 09, 2003
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flays

by Anonymous September 12, 2003
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