Gossip Girl Books

The Gossip Girl Books are written by Cecily von Ziegesar. They are books describing the lives of different poeple on the Upper East Side in New York City. It discusses parties, the presence of drugs and alcohol, family life, events, such as fashion shows and charity get togethers, vacations, schooling, and of course designer clothes. Two people the books follows are Blaire and Serena who lead the most fabulous lives including vacations in St. Barths, beautiful luxurious penthouses, and private schools for the uber rich. These girls are socialites and truly live the socialite life with their pictures in big papers and glossy magazines. These books are addictive and unforgettable. You will not be able to put them down unless you are jealous of the rich and famous, which most people are I suppose.

Girl 1: I read the entire Gossip Girl series in one day. They are impossible to put down!

Girl 2: Those books disgust me. I bought the first one and threw it away.

Girl 1: Well I am gorgeous and rich so I can read the books without getting jealous.

Girl 2: Hmf!

by Anonymous August 29, 2004

Steadtler

A gaming legend, no one really knows who Steadtler is. Ruled every multiplayer game since the '80s, and still appears today to pwnd some loser.

OMFG! Ive just been pwned by Steadtler!

by anonymous February 22, 2003

danzbeast

Guy with a big wang

You should have seen the size of that wang!

by anonymous October 16, 2003

boat whore

Usually the hottest stripper in town.

Candy is a boat whore, but she brings me the money fo shizzle my fellow black emporer.

by anonymous March 03, 2005

The Rectal Renaissance

When a man inserts his index and middle fingers into his parters anus, pulls it out, thrust his hand into the air and screams, "Shit by any other name would smell just as foul!"

Don't shake Ron's hand, he still has shit under his fingernails from the Rectal Rennasiannce.

by Anonymous January 05, 2003

Dishwashing Ass Gnomes

These are the things that come out of your ass and start washing dishes. Only a few people can actually get this technique to work

You there, Dishwashing Ass Gnome, make me a sandwich!

by Anonymous April 02, 2003

sajaa

1) a person, place, or thing that is overly obbsessed with salacity and sexual intercourse of all kinds.

2) a title used for ancient russians for a magician of sex and an improver of sexual habits and ways

"shes such a sajaa.. the way she makes sex jokes"

by Anonymous April 17, 2003