Penis

Suppose to be long, but on most losers, it isn't..
by Anonymous January 29, 2003
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dogsex

Oral, manual or penetrative sexual relations with canine(s). Fun for all the family.
'My dogs got no nose.'

'How does it smell?'

'It doesn't matter, it's got an eight inch cock that is more than enough for my distended cunt.'
by Anonymous October 02, 2003
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malapropism

1. When something is inappropriately named
2. When someone uses a name/word in an improper context
George W. used a malapropism when he said "They misunderestimated me."
by Anonymous September 14, 2003
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Fuck me pants

Skin tight black pants worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".
Generally, the pants are skin tight, keeping little concealed.
Spandex is the traditional material, this signals a female ready to rut.
Obviously, these pants are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a halter top, furthering the "fuck me" signal.
Oh boy, did you see that MILF with the fuck me pants on, she is ready to go!
by Anonymous December 25, 2003
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zipponanaki

1. a complete moron who posts on IMDB. sample of his posts:

"anybody notis that the map on I.N.T.E.L.I.I.G.A.N.C.E. (or whatever) was sentered on the UK and mid africa. if it realy was an american organisation it would be based on america."

2. a name to call someone when they act stupid.
dude, you totally fucked up, you're such a Zipponanaki
by anonymous February 02, 2005
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skank agents

A ska band, originated in San Diego. Best ska band ever.
by Anonymous October 23, 2004
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hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.
When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.
by anonymous March 28, 2004
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