Macrocock

The opposite of a micropenis.

"His dick was so big I couldn't even put it in my mouth. That motherfucker had a macrocock."

by Anna's Fault March 03, 2017

'mohomies

Homosexual friends that give you extraordinarily good advice regarding your heterosexual relationships.

My 'mohomies say I shouldn't call her.

by Anna's Fault February 26, 2018

whorespeak

Any story told intermittently due to a loss of linguistic fluidity due to fellatio.

The act of attempting to speak with a dick in your mouth.

Not really sure, "whorespeak" is pretty hard to use in a sentence without getting your ass kicked.

by Anna's Fault February 26, 2018

analflatulentasspain

The experience of pain when passing gas after anal sex.

Good lord, it hurts when I fart, last night was rough, I've got some serious analflatulentasspain.

by Anna's Fault April 15, 2017

Sexcessful

Having extraordinarily good sex.

I get laid three times a day. Our relationship is wildly sexcessful.

by Anna's Fault April 15, 2017