Definitions by Angus McCracken

Semen Soap 

What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.

He was in the washroom so long people wondered if he was making semen soap.

Semen Soap by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Nose Relish 

That lone booger you manage to discretely pick from your nose and hide amongst the relish on the hot dog cart.

I am pretty sure that guy has my snot on his hot dog. How does the nose relish taste buddy?

Nose Relish by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Tracer Rounds 

A military term (specifically in the infantry) for corn kernels that regardless of the degree to which they are chewed still appear as full kernels in the toilet.

What I like about corn is they are just like tracer rounds in a fire fight. When the shit hits there they are.

Tracer Rounds by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Total Bitch 

Often referred to as a whore or nasty slut because she has fucked your entire friend group, her refusal to even consider fucking you makes her a total bitch.

She has fucked everyone but me. What a total bitch.

Total Bitch by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Cum Bubbles 

What occurs when one farts immediately following having a load dropped into their ass.

The worst thing about cum bubbles is when they burst all you smell are farts.

Cum Bubbles by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Safety Plank 

The wooden board you strap horizontally across your ass to prevent you from falling into the cavernous vagina your are about to slam.

I told him to use a safety plank but oh no he knew better. Dude we had to call the fire department to get him out of her vagina.

Safety Plank by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

I would use her shit for toothpaste 

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

I would use her shit for toothpaste by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020