Angus McCracken's definitions
Mr. McCracken how on God's green earth do you expect to pass my class if you can't remember a simple word such as scrotillia. It is not "my balls are itchy" please.say " Mea scrotillia es scabrosus". I realise you are not Plato Mr. McCracken however do try at little harder.
by Angus McCracken February 8, 2020
Get the Scrotilliamug. Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
Get the Field Cardmug. by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Cum Bubblesmug. 1. The individual responsible for managing the arrows in the quiver.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
2. An individual with large fingers who is skilled in pleasuring the ladies.
by Angus McCracken February 4, 2020
Get the Quiver Mastermug. What you get after jerking off into the liquid soap container simply because it is the same color and texture as semen.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Semen Soapmug. Verb
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
1. What you do at Grandma's house while she sleeps. Prancing around her house naked you grab a fist full of her fur coat creating a furry pocket with your fist; into which you masturbate furiously until you have giz drenched her chinchilla or Granny wakes up.
Grandma was some pissed on Sunday when she caught me furry fisting myself. Not sure if it was on account of all the giz or cause I spilled all the mints outta her pockets.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
Get the Furry Fistingmug. When your Grandma spits her false teeth into a glass on the night stand so she can blow your Grandpa like he needs to be blown.
by Angus McCracken January 26, 2020
Get the Gumbymug.