Definitions by Angkong Siao Billy Ng
Minah
once you go black you never go back. Do not be intimidated by their ugly personality and facial features... Minahs give the best head and have the second best bussies in Singapore. Usually in order to get a minah you have to fight their matrep useless boyfriend and his secret society which are usually Teck Whye Lane, Omega and Salakau. The Minah bussy is worth the war, usually these Minahs are very fertile and can have alot of children in one go, Statistics show that teenage minahs around age 18 already have roughly 20 children, they get their first child when they are around age 12. You would be extremely lucky to find a virgin minah that would open their legs for you. (PLACES TO FIND MINAH WHORES: haji lane, Prison, DRC, ITE's and useless Neighborhood schools)
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
Minah characteristics:
instagram handles like baby(name) or princess(name) often the vowels are misspelled due to lack of education.
hurls a lot of malay vulgarities in everyday speech, has the signature highly arched eyebrows and is uneducated, obnoxious and unruly.
involved in crimes such as gang activities and sexual intercourse.
lazy
football jersey and elephant pants
gudang garam or sampoerna contraband cigarettes as well as vapetape/voltbar
clear spectacles
piercing and/or dyed hair
"tengok ape sial"
jedag jedug capcut edits
void decks
tiktok lives
boyfriend: bb i going haji lane to lose my v card to a minah and get gonorrhea
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
girlfriend: okay i hope she gets you hard so you can come home and hopefully transmit her disease to me too :)
boyfriend: minahs are the best things ever!
(girlfriend and boyfriend in unison): SCREW ANTIBIOTICS! MINAHS FOR LIFE!!
Minah by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
self claim
Self Claiming is an act where someone who falsely claim that they are part of a secret society usually by showing their hand signs which represents a certain gang which they are not from in Singapore, These people are often subject to angkat paiseh as a punishment which is a SG slang that hooligans made up which means kneel down and beg for forgiveness. (if a fine xmm girl with angkong ask me to do it i would because i want to, not cause yall are intimidating as you imagine) Self Claiming is usually a result of insecure people usually of the darker shade because they may not have loving parents at home therefore they look up to gangsters whose mothers syphilis infested ccb are most likely being sold at Geylang for 1 hr 2 shots $350 incall. If you self claim you likely have a PSLE combined score of 100 and is in the NT stream and Institute of Technical Education where by most people go there to meet more like minded individuals to take drugs and go inside Changi
Billy: cibai dont self claim ah
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
non-educated individual: LIMPEH AIRPORT KIA, OMEGA, SARAJUMBO, TECK WHYE LANE, ANG SOON TONG, HAI LOK SAN, SIO YI HO AHHHH!!!!!
self claim by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
C Bae Smeu Wee
C Bae Smeu Wee means something you refer to as smelly particularly fat girls ccb also known as Chao Ci Bai.
C Bae Smeu Wee by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
Angkong
Angkong means tattoo in Singaporean men of status slang, In Singaporean culture only high-class, high SES, and well educated people get angkongs which sometimes people of royalty gets. Such angkongs include fighter dots, tiams and unalomes as well as piercings known as Goli. Dont be confused as only people of status refer to their tattoos as "angkongs" and the lower class Ah Bengs calls it tattoos. Ah Bengs and gangsters do not get tattoos in Singapore as it is a significance of power and wealth which they do not possess.
Billy: bro your mother got angkong ah?
Aiman: Ya bro she got nice angkong of a lanjiao which signifies me
Billy: WOW you guys must be financially stable sia
Aiman: Ya bro she got nice angkong of a lanjiao which signifies me
Billy: WOW you guys must be financially stable sia
Angkong by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024
9912629
9912629 means "Nai Nai want to sex tonight" which indicates that an old grandmother's chao cibai/chyeebhye needs stimulating. When Nai Nais want to sex they typically host orgies in "Grandmother shops" which is a brothel for LAO AUNTIES
9912629 by Angkong Siao Billy Ng November 24, 2024