Angela Merkel Official's definitions

Andreas

A person who is obsessed with Merkel in a really scary way and prefer peeing their pants to using the toilets

Person 1: God that person really freaks me out
Person 2: Yeah, he is such an Andreas
Andreas: I like it, when it's warm... But just you wait, you will feel the wrath of the gods you pigs!!

by Angela Merkel Official November 23, 2021

Andreas

A person with a Freudian complex who speaks too much of their mother

Alex: how was the dinner?

Ella: so boring, there was such an Andreas there, he only spoke about his mother

by Angela Merkel Official November 23, 2021