Definitions by Andy Brophy

blumpwich 

receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

blumpwich by Andy Brophy January 6, 2009

Indian-styling 

Masturbating Indian style.

Steve was Indian-styling when i came up stairs to use the phone.

Indian-styling by Andy Brophy January 5, 2009