2 definition by Andy Brophy

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receiving oral sex while taking a dump and eating a ham sandwich.(Must be a ham sandwich no exceptions)

I always keep a ham sandwich in my fridge just in case i am lucky enough to get a blumpwich.

by Andy Brophy January 06, 2009

Masturbating Indian style.

Steve was Indian-styling when i came up stairs to use the phone.

by Andy Brophy January 05, 2009