Andrew Rentschler's definitions

gaybait

Someone, usually a male, who is straight, but acts or looks so convincingly gay that gay men tend to be attracted to this person.

My girlfriend told me to highlight my hair, but my friends told me that if I did, I'd be gaybait.

by Andrew Rentschler January 7, 2005

ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.

At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.

by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004