Definitions by Andrew Rentschler
gaybait
Someone, usually a male, who is straight, but acts or looks so convincingly gay that gay men tend to be attracted to this person.
gaybait by Andrew Rentschler January 7, 2005
ass monkey
A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.
At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.
ass monkey by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004