2 definitions by Andrew Rentschler
A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.
At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.
by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004
Someone, usually a male, who is straight, but acts or looks so convincingly gay that gay men tend to be attracted to this person.
by Andrew Rentschler January 7, 2005