Definitions by Andrew P Moore- H town

false pimp 

noun, verb,: a person who is trying to pimp but is obviously unsuccessful. The act of unsuccessfully trying to pimp. Also can be abbreviated, FP-in'

John was false pimpin the fanny pack at the concert.
John is a straight false pimp.
John was fp-in' it all over town in his yugo.

false pimp by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003

prodder 

noun, adj: To eat uncontrollably without respect for yourself or the people around you. A person who eats uncontrollably.

John was a huge prodder last night after he smoked, eating an entire King Kong Nacho Plate.
John got his big, fat prodder when he ate all of the birthday cake.

prodder by Andrew P Moore- H town October 1, 2003