Andrew Briggs's definitions

MACHINE GUN

rapid succession of ballistic farts. see also shooting bunnies.

put that machine gun away dude

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

scottish bedwarmer

A major fart.

Who needs an electric blanket when I have her scottish bedwarmers?

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

air buffet

Like an air biscuit, but hangs around a long time and may be revisited many times.

biscuit? that was a fucking BUFFET!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

painkiller

When someone is shot in the skull.

He needs a painkiller.

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

balloon fart

you know when you blow up a balloon and then pull the neck out so the air escapes with a long squealing shriek? Some people can do this with their butt!!

bruce did the biggest balloon fart i ever seen!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

disturbance in the Force

A fart that ruins everyone's room, caused by someone who follows the Dark Side.

There is a disturbance in the Force...

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

silent but deadly

A subtle release of nasty botty gas.

I just did a SBD!

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004