Andrea Grudis's definitions

pedowed

To marry a pedophile, i.e. a very sexy 21-year-old man marrying a 14-year-old young lady.

Aya: Reg proposed to me today!
Dog: ...
Aya: ... what?
Dog: You're going to PEDOWED him?!

by Andrea Grudis January 2, 2008

pedogree

A document legally showing that one is a pedophile.
Or, the state of being a registered pedophile/child molester.

Haha man, told you not to fuck that kid. Now you've got a pedogree!

by Andrea Grudis January 3, 2008