Figure Of Eight

The action when a man flaps his unerrect penis in a figure of eight in an attempt to attract women and to try to raise his 'member'. Must be done without the use of hands. Try it... you might like it...

Barry and Bob had a figure of eight competition... The first to do 5 laps got to keep the porn mag.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

idlewild

A. The name of an airport
B. The quiet meeting place in Anne of Green Gables
C. The best band in the world

by Anonymous April 11, 2003

Anna Kournikova

Women who is easily a stimulus to faping and other forms of male manipulation.

ahhhhhhhhh, (fap fap) run girl run, uhhhhh! (faaaapppp)

by Anonymous March 07, 2003

D.A.R.E.

Drunks
Against
Retards
Everywhere

That definition was funny in 5th grade when everyone took it.

by Anonymous April 29, 2003

poople

A pet name for one's lover

"love you, Poople."

by Anonymous April 30, 2003

beer

What Jesus made when the wine ran out.

And Jesus touched twelve more vessels of water and behold, they turned into clear, golden beer..

by Anonymous June 29, 2003

Euphoria

A feeling of great happiness or well-being

I felt some kind of euphoric high after butt-fucking my girfriend for several hours.

by Anonymous June 29, 2003