riot shield

Invincble slab of cement carried around by people with no skill in version 1.6 of counterstrike. Protects against anything thrown at it, including boiling acid and star wars geeks. It cannot be scratched by nuclear weapons. Advised to no be used for fear of people trying to gang rape you in a corner.

When used in groups, the riot shield is reminiscient to a large wall of bobbing rectangles coming to eat your testicles and pickle your penis.

Also used by modern day police in a less powerful version that can actually be broken if fired at by 30 clips of an AK-47.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
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Kunpah

A guy who says will come to the nudie bar but then makes up an excuse for not showing up (His wife beats him up)
Oscar is such a Kunpah for not coming
by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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tootnist

"He was the best darn tootnisist cook I've ever known"
by Anonymous March 27, 2003
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aubrioio

so good she always teaches me new words and is the best person ever.. i feel sorry for people who dont know her
"Im a loser in the 18th century who doesnt know aubrioio maybe ill go kill myself"
by Anonymous April 09, 2003
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chinese mascott

funny ass mofo; one who likes to dance; crazy; artist but at the same time artistically challenged.
that kid is one chinese mascott
by Anonymous June 20, 2003
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real world

When seven strrangers live in a house in a city and are watched by cameras that capture their every move.
by Anonymous July 07, 2003
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