apple computer

An overpriced and underpowered piece of crap. A silly device that the owners of claim is faster than anyone elses computer but, will cheat on benchmarks.

ooow my G5 is so much faster when I optimize the OS to run only the benchmark and nothing else (apple users all ware clown shoes)

by Anonymous July 04, 2003

apple computer

who cares if it has only one mouse button, if you want another, for fuck's sake, just BUY another one, you dumb shit

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

Apple Computer

1) Beige Toaster
2) Drool Proof Paper
3) Glorified Calculator
4) Decoration

Look how nice that Apple Computer looks on my desk.

I fell asleep and drooled on my Apple Computer, I'm glad it's drool proof.

Let me calculate the sum of 4 and 2 with my Apple Computer.

by Anonymous July 03, 2003

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

by Anonymous July 04, 2003

scavenger

someone who never smokes their own weed but invites themself over when you're smoking YOUR own weed

Damn he always stops by when we're gettin high and he takes a few hits of our shit. He's a scavenger.

by anonymous April 06, 2004

Scavenger

A ponytail of epic size-like proportions.

Guy:I want the top shaved, and ummm...yeah go ahead and scavenger me up in the back.
Barber: sure thing you fucking weirdo.

by Anonymous March 06, 2003

Rip Action

A rip in a playing card that may or may not give away what number and suit the card is.

*Dealer deals out cards*
Guy: Whoa, you gave me a RIP ACTION!!! WTF

by anonymous January 26, 2004