Definitions by AnDrEw

Amazon Fire Crotch 

The act of eating out a female while her menstrual cycle is coming out full force.

"Last night Steve preformed the Amazon Fire Crotch for Anne"

Amazon Fire Crotch by Andrew June 19, 2006

Ass Potatoes 

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Potatoes by Andrew June 18, 2006

Ass Nuggets 

Poop comprised of small, well-formed pieces, usually 4-10 in number, that are easily expelled and require little toilet paper usage afterwards. Their appearance and consistency is similar to rabbit poop. They are similar to Ass Potatoes, but smaller and more numerous, and they are the "opposite" of Ass Bread.

I have to take a crap, but I'm in a hurry, so I'm hoping for a couple of quick ass potatoes, or at least a handful of ass nuggets. The last thing I need is a bunch of ass bread.

Ass Nuggets by Andrew June 18, 2006

Ass Bread 

A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig. Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of Ass Nuggets and Ass Potatoes.

I was at a bar talking with this really hot chick when I had to take a dump. Wouldn't you know, it turned out to be the worst load of ass bread I've ever had. Why couldn't it have been just a few ass nuggets or potatoes?!I was gone so long when I finally got done she had left. Damn I HATE ass bread!

Ass Bread by Andrew June 18, 2006

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology 

A really funny fake university. See also Sam Houston Institute of Technology.

I went to Cambridge University of Neutron Technology and I still remember the day I graduated from CUNT University.

Cambridge University of Neutron Technology by Andrew June 18, 2006

baggin it 

The act of putting on a condom.

I'm baggin it because that bagina looks nasty.

baggin it by Andrew June 18, 2006

jakeify 

To make something un-necessarily complex, convoluted or perplexing.

He is going to jakeify that router.

jakeify by Andrew June 17, 2006