An Incredibly Terrible Person's definitions

floorkiss

1) When some moron/idiot/other stupid person forgot to:
a. Tie their shoes
b. look where they're walking
c. Not watch out for their friend's foot
and smashes their face into the ground, causing their lips to bleed.

2) When a girl trips on nothing

1) Oh my god, you should have seen it. Charley was walking up the stairs and did a massive floorkiss.
2) "Nice floorkiss, Chelsea!"

by An Incredibly Terrible Person October 3, 2017

#sdikalsd

When no hashtags could even possibly describe what just happened so you just use this one.

My cousin's grandma's son's daughter's dog's brother's owner just died while getting fucked by the reanimated corpse-fusion of Richard Nixon and Harambe in the middle of there accordion trio concert with Stephen Hawking and Duke Nukem! #sdikalsd

by An Incredibly Terrible Person March 11, 2018