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Washingtonguing

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!
I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!
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Jack-O-Lentil Burger

A Halloween-time burger with lentils!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jack-O-Lentil Burger, you should try it!"
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Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger

A burger that comes with parsnips
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parsnips-Vous Francais Burger, you should try it!"
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All Lives Matter

A racist hypocritical response to the Black Lives Matter campaign. At a cancer fundraiser, you don't go hold up a sign that says "There are other diseases too!". If a house was on fire, you don't take the firehouse and spray it on a stable house saying "All houses matter". That is literally what y'all are doing with this "All lives matter" bullshit.
We never said "only black lives matter." The uneducated person said "all lives matter."
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Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"
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