A.B.S.

A technique for conflict resolution, short for: A -- Access your feelings; B -- Be apologetic, and S --Slap it (give each other a high-five)

Is this a fight I see? Okay everyone, settle down. It's time to practice your A.B.S.!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with fennel!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Girls Just Wanna Have Fennel Burger, it comes with fennel!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Jennifer Slowpez

A slow person crossing the street

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell out of the road!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

I Mint to Do That Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger that comes with mint relish

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Mint to Do That Burger... it comes with mint relish!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

Cher-iff

A mash-up Halloween costume that's part Cher, part sheriff

"Guess who's coming in the room with the fancy costume. It's the Cher-iff!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018