October 29

a.k.a. National October 29th Day. When you invent your own dumb-shit "national" / "international" / "world" holiday and act like people give a crap about your invented cause.

Happy National October 29th Day, everybody!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 25, 2019

Quickie Kiss-it Island

A notorious make-out spot in the middle of the water

"I want to go to Quickie Kiss-it Island and make out with boys!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog

"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Swiss army knife

A handy multi-tool

"This Swiss army knife is a multi-tool. It does everything nature requires!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Sit and Spinach Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger that's topped with spinach

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sit and Spinach Burger, it's served with spinach!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Tunami Burger

A burger that's a tuna patty!

"Hey Linda, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tunami burger! It's a tuna patty!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Crappy Birthday

Something a grinch says

Crappy birthday, bitch!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 12, 2018