America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

Flightning

Lightning that strikes an aircraft

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.

All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 19, 2019

Aridzona

Lightly mocking term for the state of Arizona, one of the driest states in the U.S. Origin: Arid / Arizona

It's summer again. You know what that means -- no rain and more 100-degree days in Phoenix, Aridzona!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 July 18, 2016

Bob's Burgers

An amazing animated sitcom that features god-awful (read: amazing) puns galore

Ahh, let's watch Bob's Burgers!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Cajun Gracefully Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a Cajun-spiced burger

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Cajun Gracefully Burger you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Jeb Bush

Slang for an unbelievably pathetic, cringe-worthy performance. Named in honor of Jeb Bush, the "please clap" guy.

That comic totally Jeb Bushed tonight. He was so bad he had to beg the audience to laugh at anything at all.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 30, 2019

Trump Derangement Syndrome

A talking point intended to dismiss the majority of Americans, who understand that Donald Trump is unfit to manage a McDonald's, as crazy. Generally unsuccessful, as supporting Donald Trump makes it clear that you are batshit stupid.

The high school dropout, who won't watch anything but Fox "News," has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 October 22, 2020