America Lover 🇺🇸's definitions

The Bleaken

A Christmas demon, described as the "anti-Santa," who steals naughty children's presents and takes them back to his lair.

"The Bleaken is coming to steal your presents!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 24, 2018

Torontonguing

Toronto men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Torontonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, withinToronto. Literally, a Toronto-tonguing!

I took a trip to Canada last week, and this guy gave me the Torontonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

snowga

Literally, yoga done in the snow or while it's snowing.

After I finish shoveling the driveway, let's get some fresh air and practice some snowga!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 26, 2014

Burger of the Day

A special burger created by Bob Belcher on a daily basis. It usually features distinctive ingredients and a punny name.

"Hey Bob, what's the Burger of the Day today?"
"It's the Say Cheese Burger! You should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Second

The second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the cesium-133 atom (at 0 Kelvin).

The second has an interesting definition!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Ointment and pee

What old people smell like

"You smell like ointment and pee."
"No, YOU smell like ointment and pee!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger

A special burger with tomato

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Heads Shoulders Knees and Tomatoes Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018