Parm-pit Burger

A burger that comes with parmesan
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Parm-pit Burger, you should try it!"
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China Virus

Racist name for COVID-19, a.k.a. the Trumpvirus.
The racist Covidiot went to Trump's poorly attended, lame-ass rally in Tulsa without a mask and caught the Trumpvirus, which they called the "China virus."
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Washingtonguing

Seattle men are notorious for going down on their ladies. Thus, a Washingtonguing is the act of engaging in cunnilingus, within the state of Washington. Literally, a Boston-tonguing!
I took a trip to Seattle last week, and this guy gave me the Washingtonguing of a lifetime! Guys really like going down on chicks up there!
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Andrew Diced Carrots Burger

A burger that comes with pickled diced carrots
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Andrew Diced Carrots Burger, you should try it!"
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AOC

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, part of the amazing quartet of Congresswomen known as The Squad.
AOC rocks!
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Gouda Day, Sir

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.
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