CornPop

A bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys. A razor-armed gang leader in Wilmington, Delaware, who was confronted and stared down by then-lifeguard Joe Biden and a six-foot chain.
CornPop thought he ran the swimming pool, but he was vanquished by Joe Biden.
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When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers
Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.
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Grandpa Muenster Burger

A burger that comes with Muenster cheese
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Grandpa Muenster Burger, it comes with muenster cheese!"
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Enoki Dokie Burger

A burger that comes with enoki mushrooms
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Enoki Dokie Burger, you should try it!"
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A burger that comes with a deviled egg
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sympathy for the Deviled Egg Burger, you should try it!"
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Ass race

A race that involves scooching along the ground on your ass, like a dog
"I know what this is... it's an ass race! First one to the kitchen wins!"
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Wannabeach

A stretch of shoreline featuring some crappy, pebbly sand, that is deeply unsatisfying to spend time on. It's a fake beach. Literally, a wannabe beach.
My boyfriend took me to the wannabeach in the park yesterday. Take me to the sand next time!
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