ecumomics

A postmanteau of economics + cumming: the 'study' of sexual partners; analysis of one's socio-sexual circumstances from a supply-and-demand point of view.

A person experiencing a high demand for sexual action from multiple prospective partners is said to be in a good ecumomic position: "Oh man, she is going out with five guys at the moment. I'd kill to be in her ecumomic situation!"

Conversely, one without any sexual prospects at a given time is said to be in ecumomic drought: "Oh my god, NO chicks are into me right now! I feel like I'm in an ecumomic recession... there are no jobs out there for me right now."

(Ecumomic is the most frequently applied form of ecumomics.)

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 21, 2014

Barley Davidson Burger

A special burger that comes on a barley roll

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Barley Davidson Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Oh Con-Pear Burger

A burger that comes with pear

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Oh Con-Pear Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with okra!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Shoot out at the Okra Corral Burger, it's served with okra!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Heterophobe

Not a real thing. A fabrication of victimhood created by homophobes, who have never experienced discrimination against them in their lives.

A "heterophobe" is not a thing.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 May 11, 2023

Chili Wonka Burger

A burger that comes with chili

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Chili Wonka Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018