Catculator

A calculator for your cat

I bought a catculator! It's paws-ibly the best calculator in the world!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 March 21, 2019

Lady Ganja

A really girl who smokes hella pot. Sounds like Lady Gaga, but it's ganja!

I love that chick, she's like Lady Ganja!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2018

A lot of carrots in that stew

When a set of boys are skinny-dipping, per Tina Belcher of Bob's Burgers

Pool boys: "We're skinny-dipping! It's going to be even better with girls, I bet!"
Tina: There's a lot of carrots in that stew.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Enoki Dokie Burger

A burger that comes with enoki mushrooms

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I Know Why the Enoki Dokie Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Atnas

Santa's evil twin brother.

You know Atnas is evil because he's Santa spelled backwards.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2018

Passion of the Cress Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with watercress

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Passion of the Cress Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Aurora Boreanaz

A special instance of the northern lights where the lights resemble David Boreanaz

Wow, look in the sky, it's the Aurora Boreanaz! So amazing.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 25, 2018