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Edamame Dearest Burger

A burger that comes with edamame

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Edamame Dearest Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Monopoly for Millennials

An dumb-ass board game written by old dipshits at Hasbro who don't know shit about millennials

"Hey, do you want to play Monopoly for Millennials?" "No. Nobody wants to do that. Ever. Fuck you."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Jennifer Slowpez

A slow person crossing the street

"Hey, Jennifer Slowpez, get the hell out of the road!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Cher-iff

A mash-up Halloween costume that's part Cher, part sheriff

"Guess who's coming in the room with the fancy costume. It's the Cher-iff!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Respectacles

Glasses that earn you respect

Woah, phat eyewear! Dem be respectacles yo!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 December 11, 2018

I'm Picklish Burger

A burger that comes with pickle

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the I'm Picklish Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018