Arson Daly

A good name for a pyromaniac

"I hope we don't have to burn the whole building down because of the smell! ... I'll try to give you a heads-up before my friend Arson Daly stops by."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 30, 2018

Olive And Let Die Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with olives

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olive And Let Die Burger, it's served with olives!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

Jack-o-Lantern

A jack-o-lantern that features Jack Bauer's face

"Hey, look at that Jack-o-Lantern!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Xi Jinping

Chinese dictator for life. a.k.a. Winnie the Pooh (seriously, look it up!)

Xi Jinping is a dictatorial dipshit.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Blasey-Ford

Survivor. Patriot. American hero.

Christine Blasey-Ford was so brave to share her story with the world.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 September 08, 2020

Be My Valen-thyme Burger

A special Valentine's Day burger flavored with thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Be My Valen-thyme Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018

Steve Turkel

A great name for a turkey

Louise: "That smells worse than when Gene kept a turkey sandwich for a secret pet for a year."
Gene: "Steve Turkel. He was my best friend!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 30, 2018