Take Me Out to the Burger

A baseball-themed burger that comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take Me Out to the Burger! It comes with peanuts and crackerjacks!"
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"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Curry On My Wayward Bun Burger, you should try it!"
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Flightning

"What a flight! We got hit by some flightning."
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Feckless punt

Something Robert Mueller persistently did in the Mueller Report, per Bill Maher.
All Mueller had to do is what people in the justice system do every day, use the law to come to justice. Not be so restricted by technicalities that the bad guys win.

Donald Trump, Jr. declined to be voluntarily interviewed. So make him! Was he too busy? You couldn’t work around his tweeting schedule?

It’s one feckless punt after another.
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Take A Leek Burger

A burger that comes with sautéed leeks
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Take A Leek Burger, you should try it!"
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Sub-conscious Burger

A burger that comes on a sub roll
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Sub-conscious Burger, you should try it!"
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Grasping at straws

Doing and trying anything to resolve a dangerous / bad situation
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