Retardican

Extremist wing of Conservatives, who wants to wind back (i.e. 'retard')people's Rights back to any where between the 1950s to the 1860s. Routinely engage in Penis Fencing and vociferous pissing contests.
Appears that most of the MAGA camp are Retardicans, secretly wishing they're back in the Deep past.
by AmboNec February 18, 2023
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monoheteroconformity

An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).
Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently
by AmboNec July 28, 2014
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A rephrasing of the acronym PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder),
the (often) consequent behavior of those who were (or currently) traumatized.
Changed the 2nd part from an adjective to noun to generalize as it can be imprinted by just hearing unpleasant news
as well as actual physical harm
The 3rd part personalizes as this describes the afflicted rather than the stressor by which the
4th (last) i.e. (usually crappy) altitude has been modified from (original Psychology term) PTSD.
A (very) common result is that those afflicted tend to use the trauma(s) as a "crutch" rather than recovering in a healthy way,
becoming pity whores and/or control freaks to most people they interact with in their lives, often cynical wet blankets and bragplainers
Many handicapped/infirm and/or dispirited people tend to develop Post-Trauma Survivor Disposition of which rather than enjoying Life, makes those around them exploited and/or miserable
by AmboNec December 13, 2013
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apeturd

A (more polite*) euphemish for apeshit which is a behavior (alleged?) noticed in higher primates in Nature (and likely more) in zoos. When one get enraged at another or threat, often the 1st response is to find the nearest (or provide) droppings and throw at the adversary.

Commonly used figuratively for anyone with volatile or explosive rage

*apedung for those more sensitive
"Boy, did the minister go apeturd on the Press when caught embezzling
by AmboNec November 16, 2013
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Transmysogynoir

Hostility towards black transwomen,

portmanteau of transmysogny (hatred of trans-women) + mysogynoir (hatred of black women).
Transwomen who are black face more discrimination than others,

showing there's plenty of transmysogynoir despite Civil Rights for them being enacted.
by AmboNec April 04, 2022
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caretender

Roll-neutral term for caretaker and caregiver.

The verb suffixes of those imply one is rewarding or denying the other,

from'tend', meaning to act as an attendant + -er to make it the same verb noun
"Did you hear about what great work the new caretender at … … has done for the transfolk recovering there?"
by AmboNec December 19, 2013
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Newton's Turd

The Psychological version of his 3rd Law ("for every action… ) of Motion.

Alluded to in Matthew 7:1, "Judge not… "

Unlike Physics, tends to build into a frenzy, akin to one upping & pissing contest, not settle down.
The 'turd' reference is from apeshit, from a the practice of an enraged ape, takes or finds his recent dump and hurling it
Counselors & Priests see plenty of Newton's Turd in action when dealing with marital & relationship problems
by AmboNec September 21, 2013
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