Definitions by Amatt X. Graveus

slarp 

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.

Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!

slarp by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003

Felf 

A fat elf.

At the post-circumcision party, Legolas ate way to much--he bacame a felf.

Felf by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003