slarp

A pervierions of the word slop. Used to sexually describe a person. Generally regarded as more derogatory than slop or sloppy.
Kachinka has a really slarpy cooch, its positively festering!
by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003
mugGet the slarpmug.

Felf

At the post-circumcision party, Legolas ate way to much--he bacame a felf.
by Amatt X. Graveus December 12, 2003
mugGet the Felfmug.