Amanda Boekelheide's definitions
1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.
Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.
The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.
Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
Get the clowncarmug. The innocuous, straight-seeming gay friend that you can introduce to homophobic people. A 'starter' gay.
Ken is the perfect gateway gay to bring over for Thanksgiving - he can bro out with my homophobic grandfather over football and car engines but he'll still make sure to mention that he's gay near the end of the evening. Can't wait for that moment.
by Amanda Boekelheide December 22, 2007
Get the Gateway Gaymug.