Definitions by Alvin Stardust

Slickwitch 

Strange creature that resembles popular TV presenter Christa Ackroyd and lurks in bushes brandishing celery, which she is believed to batter passing cyclists with.

"Careful mate! Mind you don't tread in that dollop of Slickwitch!"

Slickwitch by Alvin Stardust April 29, 2008