Alpaca Lenny's definitions

alpaca

1. Something that is better than a Llama
2. Something that is better than you

by Alpaca Lenny April 9, 2003

He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004

Linerd

An obese middle-aged man who spends a great deal of time using and/or tinkering with Linux.

<14fark> asl?
<oldman> 40/m/NY
<14fark> wat u doin?
<oldman> i just finished tinkering with the linux kernel
<14fark> omg linerd!

by Alpaca Lenny January 31, 2005

netsplittist

One who loudly and proudly announces the onset of a Netsplit, when everybody is already aware of it.

Quit: Person (netsplit)
Quit: Person2 (netsplit)
Quit: Person3 (netsplit)
Quit: Person4 (netsplit)
Quit: Person5 (netsplit)
<Idiot> we're having a netsplit.

by Alpaca Lenny January 19, 2005

last biscuit bandit

One who eats all of something except for a small remaining amount, so they aren't blamed for eating it all.

"WHO ATE ALL THE BISCUITS?"
"Don't look at me I saw George here eat the last one".

by Alpaca Lenny February 6, 2005