Crapwank

Alternative to damn or bugger, in a cursing circumstance.

Also, s mis-pronunciation of cockwang.
Oh crapwank! The cat shat on the sofa.
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Cockwang

An alternative curse word, used in 'That Mitchell and Webb Look'.
Oh cockwang! Jim has fallen in the mire.
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