Definitions by Almum

Sext

Enjoying sexual pleasure from text messaging.

My girlfriend lives in Parkesburg, so I decided to Sext her from the comfort of my home-like taking candy from a baby.

Sext by Almum March 1, 2008

When someone walks in on you having sex and you pretend not to notice.

While I was hammering my wife, my daughter walked in, so I pulled a Slick Rick-and pretended she wasn't there.

Slick Rick by Almum February 29, 2008