Alley's definitions

zeyan

Someone with no friends and is very lonely.With no penis.

Look at Zeyan's size, nothings there.

by Alley December 1, 2016

Tipper Gore

Al gore's bitch who started the PMRC putting Parental Advisory stickers that were supposed to "save children" but actually makes them want the cd more

"thanks to Tipper Gore any cd that has a couple 4 letter words goes platinum"

by Alley October 19, 2003

9-5

a typical job that includes waking up in the morning, going to work, and coming home at night

"He never felt right holding down a 9-5 it made the ends meet but it never made him feel alive"

by Alley June 11, 2006