Allan Bent's definitions

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

Yellow Submarine

A man takes a poo, urinates on it (to turn it yellow) and inserts it into the woman's vagina.

My girlfriend's a keeper. I gave her a yellow submarine last night.

by Allan Bent October 22, 2014