Definitions by Alla Rackball

Douchedecon

Someone who is a total douche. It is also somewhat related to people who are chotches

You are such a douchedecon.
Stop being such a douchedecon.

To get swindled out of getting some poon. Like getting cock blocked.

That guy is such a poonswaggler.
dude, I just got poonswaggled.