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Lomond

A Lomond is a set of male genitals in which a combination of micropenis and elephantiasis of the balls is observed. This condition is sometimes referred to as "all potatoes and no meat" in some regional dialects. The condition also severely affects the brain. If a man has a Lomond, he might think that snapping bras is an acceptable way of hitting on a female in his life. Other attributes of having a Lomond include being loud/brash, lacking any form of eloquence or polish in social and business settings, and overall being an ass.

I heard Jerry snapped Shiela's bra the other day and invited her to see his big balls, he should probably see a doctor to see if he has developed a Lomond.

by All Potatoes March 8, 2019