Alfred E Neuman's definitions

Arachnonecropheliaphobia

The fear of the desire to fuck dead spiders

John was scared about the fact that he might want to fuck a dead spider. He has arachnonecropheliaphobia.

“Aw no bro. I don’t want to fuck that dead spider. “

by Alfred E Neuman January 10, 2018

Ziggy Bones

Also known as Mark Morones, arguably the greatest man to ever walk the face of the earth. Known for his strength, courage, intelligence, and badass quality, Ziggy Bones is loved by many, if not all.

"Hey, do you know a guy named 'Ziggy Bones' or whatever?" "Yeah, he's really rad, i love him".

by Alfred E Neuman February 24, 2009